“The short form for Artificial Intelligence is Art.” ~ Dan Brown in Origin.
When Art creates life then quantity meets quality. Art goes Artificial Intelligence. You see the point? Quantity creates quality. Have you ever heard such a bullshit? Oh yes, that is the baby boomer. It makes a garage to an imperium, a coliseum for the masses. A new Roman Empire, just not in Italy but the play stays the same. For the readers waiting for words by the green kangaroo you get it in Latin: Panem et Circenses. For all others it is called Going Public. You know every Silicon Valley pioneer starts in a garage. The rest is quantity.
Big Data. Big it is where modern Data processing found its home. Inside Big Data great things happen. Big Data, a new Science is born. Where bits and bytes get not just connected. They get transformed. They embrace you. You get connected. You get embraced. You get predicted. True Brotherhood. Big Data knows great things even before you do know. You think of Big Brother Is Watching You? You shall not. The acronym BBIWY gets meaning by Big Data, gets quantity out of quantity. Yes, I stick to this saying as to lure you to quality would fail, badly fail. I show you later when I bring SPAM to glory. For now, let us rename BB to BD to avoid that some radicals call you a supporter of George Orwell. So, I say BD – Big Data – is acting for you and not BB – Big Brother.
You need something concrete to bite on? The purpose of this book can’t be to increase the sales of some Aspirin. Your life is hard enough. No problem for me as I have the kangaroo. If you are familiar with the backstory of the kangaroo, then you know the fridge is a place you need to protect. The green kangaroo is always hungry. All good code is hungry.
And here BD steps in. Heinz Ketchup is in your fridge even before you notice that you may run short on it. And you might need a lot of Heinz for your party. You made a posting in fb, right? You clicked accidentally “open for all.” Yves Klein got 3,000, right? BD knows how many are on their way right now to you, to your party you posted in Facebook. They are connected as you are. Your friends on your friendslist have friends. For God’s sake some have many. And there are followers. Heinz for free! Gosh you posted Bratwurst! That’s why you get another fridge from Amazon even before Heinz and Bratwurst have arrived. And you don’t need to do anything. It is all about Ketchup, you know. I skip the Bratwurst as you are smart, you got it. Ketchup, Bratwurst, Pretzels, Burgers, Donuts, Pancakes, Maple syrup. When you know these catchwords, you don’t need to know any of the terms: Lean, POS, FiFo, POP, Kanban, MOD, TQM. Just Ketchup, but don’t forget the brand. Heinz was it. Heinz the premium brand, for all 3,000? Is it not a waste? Now it gets smart. That’s where Smart Business steps in. Quantity meets smart quantity.
Wurzen, remember Wurzen. You never heard? That’s why you shall say it loud: “Wurzen” and roll the “r” in it, like Rammstein. 50 Million views. We are all living in Amerika, Amerika ist wunderbar. There you can train how to say “Wurzen”. Wurzen ist wunderbar.
That is the little Heinz. Wurzen is aggressive. Heinz is the freighter and Wurzen the speedboat. Wurzen is surfing on the tunes. Where Heinz has a first and a second level support, where strategy meetings handshake there is at Wurzen just a blogger and this blogger holds a “Sterni” in hand. Another word good to train the Bavarian “r” – let it roll, let it roar like a Magenta Bull.
So, your posting in Facebook gets an AD aside showing a link to this blogger, the one with Wurzen Ketchup and the beer, the Sterni. More is does not need to be the modern Yves Klein.
You say, now I stop where the fun begins? I am in the arts not in spirits. Shall I really tell you that Sterni is the nickname of the cheapest bear in Germany made by the Sternburg brewery? My kangaroo nods so I will do so.
Beer in Germany is protected by the law of 1516. So, there is no chemical beer. I shorten the text as there are also regulations inside for the allowed prize range at these times in the 16th century. As I said, I am not in spirits, but in history, so you shall get the core of the purity law that applies also on the Sterni.
“We hereby proclaim and decree, by Authority of our Province, that henceforth in the Duchy of Bavaria, in the country as well as in the cities and marketplaces, the following rules apply to the sale of beer:
Furthermore, we wish to emphasize that in future in all cities, market-towns and in the country, the only ingredients used for the brewing of beer must be Barley, Hops and Water. Whosoever knowingly disregards or transgresses upon this ordinance, shall be punished by the Court authorities’ confiscating such barrels of beer, without fail.”
WE, the Bavarian Duchy, shall have the right to order curtailments for the good of all concerned.
—Bavarian Reinheitsgebot of 1516
Sterni has become a cult. It tastes awful, at least many say it, but it is an honour for students to apply for the Sterni Olympics, to wear a Sterni dress for their YouTube fan videos. I said it is cult, means the community dies for it. For Heinz no one dies, at least I have never heard it.
I am sure you will not forget that out of Heinz, via Wurzen, Sterni moves to be Art. That’s Big Data – BD. And your fridge is full, that is what happens in Qualityland, at least what is said in this book, the book that carries this title, a best seller written by Marc-Uwe Kling. Quantityland is far from being one if you don’t say that there is quality in it, that it is full of it. That it is so full of quality that only Quantityland describes it best. Don’t get a heart attack. We are save in Quantityland. We have our president John O. Fus.
Shall I really say this all at the Grand Opening? I was told to speak flowery to give a homage to Onawero, the land of endless resources since John O. Fus has been elected. We don’t need ketchup, no fridge either, but we have it all. The world is set on copy, mod, trans. That goes also for the arts.
I might start better with a disputation between two artists. But we run on femto speed. This means what others read in a day, we at Onawero read in seconds. I need to fill the twenty minutes for my speech “in real” it was said. Otherwise I might not get my money, even I might have to pay the flight costs.
I was on the Bing Man. Politics and Art over lap as you know. So, let me handle first the Bings. Maybe I start as an intermission the John O. Fuss app? I know there is a glitch in it and from time to time it slips in the hashtag #trueDonaldTrump. Let me try what he would say and where he took his famous words from. I start the app.
“Make America Big-league. When somebody says something about me, I can go Bing, Bing, Bing and I covfefe it. Big Bing. Big-league. I am paying for this Microphone to make America great again. We have so many things that we have to do better, and certainly cyber is one of them. Big Bing. Big-league. The blacks, the greens, the reds, the cyber, as far as the cyber, I agree to parts of what Clinton said. In nambia res. Two Corinthians, 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. Blue Ombre.”
Oh gosh what a weird text this app generates. You don’t even see where the app finds words on its own, where the satyr starts, where the roots are, where the true President speaks, or the other one, where words are placed in to enrich the meaning, to clarify things.
You say that´s not so difficult if I would not play deaf. When Clinton is mentioned it as to be word of the true President. This said, “As far as the cyber” goes on him. And if I would be not bias I would support the importance of the right ways to cyber and add to them “my military” and “my generals.” You are right I shall be open minded and add that we all know the true President is quite educated when it goes to the bible, so also words of the “Two Corinthians” must be on him. Very true.
Of course, I know where the reference is on John O. Fus our President. It is Blue Ombre and it is In nambia res. But would you see this? One goes on colour theory and one is taken from Latin, linking to Nambia which the other President used for […]. Let’s find out soon.
The true President, the one with the hashtag never said ombré . He said “hombres.” This caused nearly a blackout at Google. Luckily, they have supercomputers on standby for such a situation, when the President makes a homerun. Merriam Webster posted: “Lookups for ‘hombre’ spiked after Trump said, “we have some bad hombres here.” But so, did lookups for ‘ombré’, “having colors or tones that shade into each other,” and ‘ombre’, “an old three-handed card game.”
I promised to enlighten you on, “In Nambia res.”
There is no Google hit on it. “In Medias res,” is the catch phrase when it goes for Latin. In the center of the things, to point to the core. That is the meaning. That’s what John O. Fus made from Nambia, “In Nambia res.”
You say that this app is a disappointment and I lack on creativity and even worse that I show disrespect for the true President. I turn a misspelling of the President to fun. “Are we not all humans?” you say, implicating that such a glitch can happen any time and that John O. Fus is glitch-less does not make him any better, indeed it disqualifies him for the job of a ruler. You have a point, but it was the headline in the Presidential speech at the United Nations that Nambia has a great health insurance. Make America big, copy Nambia? The praise of healthcare there in times when Obama’s healthcare must face its end? President Trump used the fictitious state Nambia twice in his speech giving politicians and historian headaches. Does he see a unification of Namibia, Zambia and Gambia to a future state Nambi on the horizon?
You see the importance to Bing things right, right?
Blue ombré. Sounds no longer as bad.
In Nambia res. That’s applied covfefe.
I hope I made you laugh. I love this President and the other one. The one gives a writer so much quantity, quantity I can die for and the other one is Art.
You suspected for long that it is no longer the text on itself you get from a President that counts. The Bings you get. The quantity you must handle daily. It is what you make out of the tsunami of Bings. Looking back in times you may say, “Everything started once with the first Bing and a Bing could be only 140 characters long.” I know twitter and the discussion. Not the Bing Man pressed twitter to make a Bing longer. A President of The Bing does not need to stick to meaning or grammar. It is enough if he posts covfefe. Press secretary Sean Spicer said about the tweet, “I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.” You really don’t need more than 140-character length when you run on covfefe. It is on you to make things running if not being in the small group knowing. Press secretary Sean Spicer was serious, not laughing as he clarified things. The commercial domain, the dot com domain, covfefe.com is on auction for a start price of 50,000 USD. A bargain for a word of value, for a heartbeat of the President. After the changes by twitter came to effect, you have 280 characters to repost what the meaning behind the obvious is, a meaning only a small group of people know. Twitter is with you. More room for you. Now you can double the meaning behind the meaning. I made a fast poll. I asked the Kangaroo. “What would most people think by hearing covfefe as a Presidential word in a talk where he tries to convince every American that he is the right one for the job?” The green Kangaroo wants the full line and I hand it over: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” Soon I got back, “Despite the constant negative press free coffee for all.”
WOW, I love this president! Coffee for all!
Time to honor, time to make America proud. Time to listen once more to the play The Inauguration, which was aired on the Inauguration day of the President. The play happened in a virtual world called Second Life. I know we are in Onawero, but why not getting some inspirations from other worlds for my Grand Opening speech?
I said I may start my Grand Opening speech with a disputation between two artists. Why not learn from the debate I once set up as a battle between two presidential candidates? Are not all politicians artists? “Yes, they are.” The green kangaroo says, “They are called con artists.” So, let us do an Intermission and listen to what happened on Infinite Drifters, a land marked LEA28 given to Art Eames on a grant by Linden Endowments for the Arts.